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If it makes you happy...

...then why the hell are you so sad

15 November 1979
I love my pets. I have exactly 1040 MP3's on my computer, and countless amounts of junk. I have a thing for heels that are entirely too high, but I secretly wish I could wear flats. I hate shopping, unless it's for home-related things, in which case, I love shopping. Oftentimes, I insult myself without even meaning to. I reheat microwave popcorn from the night before because I can't finish a bag by myself...and I'm always by myself. I love my glasses, and I'd still wear them even if I had perfect vision. The smell of fabric softener makes me weak. And yeah...this is me...

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